Abigail Karow “cool your jets” is a funny pun :) but for real though, thanks for the feedback! It’s helpful to hear. I agree with you that there are definitely exceptions and valid reasons to break all of these “rules.” They aren’t meant to be not meant to be so super black and white, and some of these ideas are meant to be more comical than super strict.
Most of these things I thought were examples of practicing common courtesy towards the other guests that are also flying on the plane.
But I appreciate you sharing, and I’m sorry if it offended you! When it comes to close-quarter metal tubes 30,000 feet above the ground, I guess we all just need to be more gracious :)